so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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