So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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