he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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