You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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