you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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