Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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