I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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