is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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