Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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