i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Im just a social blackout drinker.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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