Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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