3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Mom said you looked used
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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