i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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