I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Sorry about my life...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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