Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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