do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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