I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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