He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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