dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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