Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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