is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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