I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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