It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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