My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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