That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Randomize
