I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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