Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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