You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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