I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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