Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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