What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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