Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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