@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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