Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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