I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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