If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you never un-have a 4some
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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