I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
that is very illegal...i love you.
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