Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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