I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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