Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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