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(937): View more from Ohio

He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15

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(312): View more from Illinois

It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."

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(330): View more from Ohio

beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it

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(541): View more from Oregon

I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...

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