Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...