Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged