D3 body, D1 cock
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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