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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

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• (631): View more from New York

  there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby

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• (813): View more from Florida

  There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?

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  Considering how often you blow him,high.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  That bitch ruined vodka saturday

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?

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