Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.