The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.