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• (636): View more from Missouri

  The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.

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  I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?

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  It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.

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