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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  When are you freeeeeeeeee?

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Your topless pictures make me question reality

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.

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