are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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