What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize