I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
