Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize