theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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