My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ugly people sure do ruin things
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.