I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.