So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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