Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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