My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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