in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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