Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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