I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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