Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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