I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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